Maybe I'm Not Perfect At Least I'm Working On It

rifa:

perfumeandpancakes:

garyoldman:

there’s a cafe down the street and when they’re open the sign on the door says OPEN but when they’re closed they slide the N over and it says NOPE

i have photographic proof

image

this is what my cafe would have

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Aug 17
Aug 14

paramoreupdates:

New photo from Hayley’s shoot for Bust Magazine 
Photo Credit: Emily Shur
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Aug 14

tyleroakleyismyqueen:

smolderingtroyler:

Priorities.

Queen.

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Aug 8

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Aug 8

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chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
Aug 8

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

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justachickwithaguitar:

If men can fucking swear then women can fucking swear. It’s 2014 and we don’t give a FUCK about being ladylike. Why should women have to be perpetually 5 years old and pure as a lilly?

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Aug 7

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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Aug 1

Anonymous said: What is your major?

glitterandnightmares:

I major in serving at Olive Garden.

Aug 1

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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Aug 1
Aug 1

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fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 
Jul 31

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

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Jul 31

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hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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Jul 31

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source
Jul 31

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

(Source: i-am-jacks-lost-soul, via real-year-champs)